dick sprinkles

When your oenis has black man freckles, when your white.

Hey Aric, those are some nice dick sprinkles ya got there

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Water Sprinkler

A male that wiggles his dick while having an ejaculation, sending semen everywhere.

Monica: Yo, my boyfriend is a damn good water sprinkler!!!
Jenny: Really?! We can have a threesome!!!

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Referring to either male or female genitalia that emits fluid from it typically in a squirting fashion.

SHE/HE sucked on my meat sprinkler until it was able to water the grass. Or my meat sprinkler was rubbed until it squirted all over the place.

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A flowery term for semen, especially in the context of falling down onto a partner from above.

Also spelled "sprankles" by the more hipstery types.

Kristin: At the end of the date he gave me some love sprinkles.
David: Sounds like buying that new dress really paid off.

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When you buttchug beer and then squeeze it out of your ass into your girlfriends mouth

I did the Italian Sprinkler with Jennifer last night and she placed a restraining order on me

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The small piss droplets found on public toilet seats due to the ignorance of those who forgot to lift up the seat.

Friend: "Dude, what took you so long?"
Me: "I had to disinfect my ass after it was topped by banana sprinkles."

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“aw man , i just had a pickle sprinkler”

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