shitfinger

A person that has become the lowest possible excuse for existence.

Ian is a total shitfinger.

by S Hayes June 11, 2003

Shitfaced Bastard

1. When your face is covered in excrement and you don't have a father OR;
2. When you have been a total knob and called your mate a prick, you are known as a shitfaced bastard

Jonny: Prick.

Tom: Stop calling me a prick you shitfaced bastard!
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Jonny: Oh no! I fell in cow crap! Oh no, I just remembered Dad...

by sheeprule November 8, 2006

Shitface

Shitfacing yourself consists of smoking marijuana and getting really drunk at the same time, simply because you are screwing your system up really badly with two substances that are harmful in their own ways.

Holy, I totally shitfaced myself at the party!

by Vanessa Li December 26, 2005

shitflake

an insulting term for one you dislike, said by emotional people.
word that creates amusement to people i.e. skybO and flexi SheZ

"go eat shitflakes with secret sauce you fuktard"

by cheriẹ July 18, 2005

Shitfox

Anything that by popular belief was thought to exist, but actually doesn't, no matter how many times you search for it.

Guy 1: Dude, you just have to find that chick's G-spot.
Guy 2: No man, it's a fucking SHITFOX!!

by TUFF n TIDY November 2, 2009

shitfaced

An extremely intoxicated state of being caused by the excessive use of large quantities of alcohol or drugs. Having an appearance of being off your face.

Jeez. Andy reeks of beer
Yeah...... he's totally "shitfaced"

by Signor Dick Pic November 1, 2013

kabuki shitfaced

drunker than drunk. your so drunk that that you dont know if you are a man or a woman.

I went drinking with George and got him so kabuki shitfaced he was hitting on everything that was walking.

by NVuss August 15, 2008