shrek 

A dope person

shrek is dope movie

shrek by YeetSkeet550 October 22, 2019

Shrek 

Shrek is the most beautiful ogre you'll ever see. His eyes that stare deep into yours will make your heart flutter as he takes your hand and gives you the date of a lifetime. Don't give up on Shrek, he's very closed up at first. But once he begins to relax and the layers start to peel, who knows, perhaps you'll find yourself in his swamp...

Girl: I feel like Shrek is finally warming up to me.
Girl2: Have you seen his swamp?

Girl: I've had a little peek...
Girl2: Oh my god, he's totally into you!

Shrek by shrek_worshipper October 23, 2019

Shrek 

Many believe in shrek as a god. Shrek is holy to many, and he is most definitely very sexy, or should i say shrexy. He has a gorgeous bald head, with ears like no others. Shrek is the definition of sexy and bald. Now remember kids to pray every night, Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

~Shrek is love, Shrek is life~

Shrek by thatshrexypig October 23, 2019

Shrek 

A shrek is a very attractive guy and he loves depressed bitches named fiona

All hail the might god of SHREK

Shrek by Ihatemeself October 23, 2019

Shrek 

Shrek is a god. Shrek is love shrek is life. Shrek is a cartoon character, a green ogre with big ears. To some he is JUST a cartoon character, but to others he is an amazing god and he is a whole religion also a sexuality called #shreksexual" and he is called a god because of the meme community

-why is he so obsessed with shrek
-how cant he be

Shrek by Chicken_Noodle_Soup_YEET October 24, 2019

shrek 

THE SEXIEST THING ON EARTH

shrek: what are you doin in my swamp
donkey: your a sexy bastard you are

shrek by d0ct0r p3n15 October 25, 2019

Shrek 

a booty eating green ugly obese fat monster that gives me nightmares when I see him.

Shrek broke the world by sitting on it

Shrek by lailadakiddo October 28, 2019