shit shat

When two men, sitting in adjacent bathroom stalls, engage in casual conversation while defecating.

John and Paul were in the bathroom having a shit shat.

by Sammy Cat October 13, 2012

I shat my pants

Shat is the past tense of Shit which is the present tense of crap, so, i shat my pants is saying i shit my pants, which means i crapped my pants, which means i took a poop in my pants, which means I dumped a lump

I shat my pants in english class today.

by Cr4ckhead Mc933 March 18, 2003

Saucy as shat

Agreeing that something is saucy. Saucy meaning great or lit

Simon: isn't that saucy
Elijah: saucy as shat

by MaDudesBeSaucy October 25, 2019

Fat Shat

A Fat Shat is piece of excrement that has built up so much pressure in its time in the small intestine that, on release, reaches a speed of over 35MPH. Fat Shats can often cause damage to the toilet, usually cracking the porcelain. Fat Shats are usually as large as a small football. It is common for Fat Shats to be released in someone's pants when they are hit by a strong force, hearing shocking news, or possibly just when one cannot possibly hold it in any longer

My mom had a Fat Shat and now we have to go to Lowes to get a new toilet.

by Mikey Crease January 10, 2019

i shat myself

I shat myself is an even more extraordinary sentence for I shit my pants, you don’t want to go around saying “I shit my pants” but instead you could say “ I shat myself” you’ll be the coolest kid at school.

Nessa Berret: i shat myself

Josh Richard: I thought you sharted

by idk what my name is lol November 12, 2020

Ball Shat

The dry shit on the back of ones ballsack, usually caused by wiping from back to front.

"When little Katie tripped, she smelled that old guy's ball shat."

by Detective Shitgrin McGee December 16, 2011

The Shat

Affectionate yet somewhat insulting nickname for William Shatner, star of anything he gets paid for.

Hey man, did you hear? The Shat just released a new album. He makes fun of himself and still gets rave reviews!

by max July 28, 2005