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Ⓥalentine’s Day

When only vaccinated couples or lovers are allowed to dine at restaurants on singles’ “most dreaded day of the year” if they show proof of inoculation at the entrance, or had previously emailed a copy of their certificate of vaccination while making a booking.
On this Ⓥalentine’s Day, guesstimate how many unvaccinated couples worldwide were turned away because they posed a health hazard to both restaurant owners and staff and the diners.
by MathPlus February 14, 2021
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new year's day

The day your calendar in your room or where ever you keep it becomes useless.
Shit... It's new year's day. Now I gotta get me a new calendar for the new year.
by Longjohns January 1, 2006
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St. Paddy's Day

The another way of saying St. Patrick's Day,but it should not be confused with St. Patty's Day which a completly incorrect way and usually offends people of Ireland or of Irish decent
Nick:Happy St.patty's Day

Jordan:dude you're wrong is Happy St. Paddy's Day
Nick:
by Chlorofluorocarbon Genius March 18, 2015
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New Year's Day

1. the first day of a new calendar year.

2. a hit from the legendary Irish rock band U2. It's from their classic 1983 album "War". This song catapulted U2 into world-wide stardom and they go on to become one of the greatest, important and influential rock'n'roll bands of all time.
1. at midnight, when New Year's Eve switched to New Year's Day me and Erika embraced each other and kicked off the new year with a passionate kiss.

2. some radio stations still start New Year's Day with a broadcast of "Auld Lang Syne", often the version by Guy Lombardo. A radio station in my home city once played "Nineteen Hundred Eighty-Five" by Sir Paul McCartney to celebrate the new year which happened to be...

3. many radio stations now start a new year by playing "New year's Day" by U2.

4. ..."nothing changes on new year's Day..." - U2

5. I've seen U2 live in concert twice so far. Check them out, they are one of the greatest live bands in the Universe and that's the truth.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 1, 2012
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St. Patrick's Day

Wear green. Go to parades and bars. Drink Guinness. Get snot hanging drunk. Act like an idiot. Blame March 17th.
"Man you are really hung over. And, you're wearing like 100 different kinds of shamrock pins and buttons... and a lot of green. What happened to you?"
"St. Patrick's Day happened to me. But I don't give a shite, cause I'm not in the band anymore, mate."
by Anonymous January 23, 2005
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[Valentine's Day]

The day when couples get laid and singles get drunk/angry at the world and their creator for not letting them find true love.
Boyfriend: Happy Valentine's Day, honey! I bought you edible underwear!
Girlfriend: Oooh. Thanks.
by FireIsHotOuch January 20, 2009
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Saint Maddy's Day

A day held in honor of all the saintly Mormon girls who are perfect and you can never catch them doing anything wrong. Saint Maddy was the original perfect Mormon girl, and her feast day is June 28, 2012, which is celebrated at Kinders' restaurants worldwide.
All bow to Saint Maddy, because it is Saint Maddy's Day.
by sloaneysloanesloane July 1, 2012
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