salami arms

The arms of a fair skinned freckled peron that have gotten too much sun, or sunburn, causing them to resemble a salami.

Looks like Paddy's got salami arms. He'd better get out of the sun and put on some aloe.

by Eddie Monahan May 23, 2007

salamahol

now also a way of life, involving booze, coridoors, fear factory and not giving a fuck.

i chose the salamahol way...

by salamahol December 7, 2004

Salem, Virginia

A small town that seems hopelessly dull and dreary. In actuallity, it surpasses anything bonerific that crosses your mind. Don't go into the southern vecinity, or you may loose your asshole virginity. The town and its minions worship the art of football, and all it's pothead players of greatness. No money goes into edjucation, causing more people to fall into drugs, alcohol, and sex. It's a great place.

Ever been to Salem, Virginia?

What the fuck is that?

by ShitttMannnIliveinsalem April 17, 2011

salami

A condition in which a man's scrotum sac, when wearing boxers in a seasonably hot summer day, adheres to his thighs. Salamis are particularly uncomfortable, and often require a man to "adjust."

Because it was a hot summer day, his sweating balls stuck to his legs, leaving him with a salami.

by The Plaid Octopus October 23, 2004

winston-salem

A city in the SE United States in North Carolina. Known far and wide as a nexus of the asinine, and for being bereft of any pleasurable activities or passtimes; typically the youth of the city resort to such things as loitering, frittering, idling, trifling, and dawdling around with a blank stare. Most prominant landmark is the "Penile Tower".

There is absolutely nothing to do in Winston-Salem that is legal.

by Christian Yaerger September 16, 2006

Stroke the Salami

male masturbation

by Da Nastee One October 30, 2003

Salem

Capital of Oregon. The largest shit hole in the United States of America. Scary. Kids drop out of school early just so they can move out of the state/city.

Dropped outta school when I was 16 so I could get the hell out of Salem

by I pump my own damn gas March 26, 2010