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A small town that seems hopelessly dull and dreary. In actuallity, it surpasses anything bonerific that crosses your mind. Don't go into the southern vecinity, or you may loose your asshole virginity. The town and its minions worship the art of football, and all it's pothead players of greatness. No money goes into edjucation, causing more people to fall into drugs, alcohol, and sex. It's a great place.
Ever been to Salem, Virginia?

What the fuck is that?
by ShitttMannnIliveinsalem March 30, 2011
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