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Theory of retrospective return

Theory of retrospective return; when one purchases a good from an auction, online or not, in the view that should the person ever require that item in the future, he quite possibly purchased it at a price well below market or retail price. Therefore making a retrospective return.
James buys 65 fun size garden gnomes because they were only $15 in an online auction. Several weeks later, James is held hostage and his captors demand 65 fun size garden gnomes. Fun size garden gnomes retail for $2 each. The Theory of retrospective return demonstrates that James made a return of $115.
by benjamin g October 15, 2008
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Beto O'Rourke

The hottest politician since John F. Kennedy... this guy can get it. He ran for the Texas Senate seat against Ted Cruz and even though he lost, he won the hearts of millions of thirsty Texans and millennial voters. He loves Whataburger, skateboards like a champ, and casually says "fuck" on live television. He used to be in a punk rock band named Foss, which is cool as hell. He's trying to bridge the divide between the Republicans and Democrats, and a lot of Americans want him to run for President in 2020.
Texan 1: I'm not going to vote in the midterm election. I just don't have an opinion.
Texan 2: What?? At least vote for Beto O'Rourke. His band's album, "El Paso Pussycats", is awesome.
by benshapiroisgod November 12, 2018
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the point of no return

-When drinking beverages of an alcoholic nature, when a certain number drink (ie. beer #12) puts you "over the edge"
-Passing the point of no return will usually result in loss of memory, speech, and motor skills.
Friend: Dude, drink that beer you'll be passed the point of no return, dont expect me too carry your drunk ass around all night
Friend 2: (incoherent babble) (chugs beer)
by metrosexualbastard1 August 26, 2006
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Returd

Dude, theres that returd that keeps following us
by DaveyG1986 June 28, 2007
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rotcrotch

any scanky-smelling pussy... usually any girl that doesnt douche or wash their crotch on a regular basis or not at all... especially when aunt flo visits town for those 3 days.....Can usually smell the stench from a distance through many layers of clothes. Usually found in poor hoods or generally any nigger girl. ( this is why niggers dont eat pussy)
"Daaaaaamm!, that bitch just about knocked me out with her rotcrotch, call me an am-bu- lance....
by grand wizard December 8, 2004
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O'Rourke

To masturbate one's self.
I Had an O'Rourke before school
by Papa Lazarou November 20, 2003
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backdoor ball return

wanna go have a lil backdoor ball return?
by mooseknuckles November 7, 2002
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