RuffSamurai

Anyone that goes by the name "RuffSamurai" was blessed by the gods and usually holds immense power in society. It is also a know fact that they have male genitals that modern day females refer to as, "A third leg". Anyone that gets on their way will me crushed and tossed to the side like the stinking whore of a vermin they are...

Doctor: "It's a boy!"
Women: "My son! Ruffsamurai"
Doctor: "Mam, please choose an actual name"
Women: "Bow down you fucking stinking whore of a virgin male! this is your KING now!"
Doctor: "Also I must stress that your son se- ...is that a third leg?!"

by Your Father's Son November 13, 2017

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Ruffled bjarne

Vikes jersey, "come on defense"!! Feathers everywhere

Yanks down 3 in the 9th... he was a ruffled bjarne

by Hunch o jack January 14, 2018

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Ruffle my jimmies

Have someone do something unpleasant to you

Aw shit dawg, you just Ruffle my jimmies

by jimmyruffler February 2, 2018

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Ruffling Theory

The Ruffling Theory is an elaborate scam technique used by broke individuals mostly teens. How it works is that you would buy something online that could be anything, clothing, electronics and etc. Then after receiving the item you would tell the company, bank or whoever you used to make the transaction with that you item never came or that it came damaged (obviously a more detailed story) and after a week of checking the claim they would send back the money. Leaving you with the item and your money back spent with the item.

ruffling theory Guy 1: Bro have you heard of the ruffling theory?
Guy 2: No what's that?
Guy 1: Its basically a scam used online to get free stuff.
Guy 2: Sick!

Ruffle Kid 1: Dude! I just ruffled $300 worth of supreme clothing last week.

by ItsEbro February 14, 2018

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