nerd quotient

1. Refers to the level or degree of one's nerdiness.
2. If used in conversation, one's nerd quotient automatically skyrockets.

1. An exponential increase in your nerd quotient has occurred!
2. M!lk is uppin' her nerd quotient by posting this on Urban Dictionary.
3. Bob: "I stand undefeated at DDR! Wow, I'm really upping my nerd quotient, huh?"
Adam: "You're even nerdier for using that phrase, man."

by M!LK April 18, 2008

Gondola Quotient

a special formula that will determine your gaming proness level. it is very complex and can only be calculated by a computer but it involves ratio of wins to losses, number of hours a day playing, and number of hot gamer chicks you pick up. a pr0 has a higher score.

the gondola quotient is a rating from 1 and up
to have a gondola quotient over 9000 is to be god

person: yo that pro has a Gondola Quotient of 8999. hes almost god.
person 2: ya, I hear he play 25 hours a day

by smexy_lolrus December 17, 2009

quofe

The masculine form of a queef.

Ha ha, my penis just quofed! Look at me, Im from Holland! Ha Ha!!

by Pie January 7, 2004

Quotage

The collective noun for a group of quotes

He used too much quotage in his speech.

by Fakey McFakerson January 16, 2006

quoke

combination of 'quick' and 'poke'.

man i really need a 'quoke' before i sit my exams.

by kaprel July 9, 2010

quober

The act of getting shit in your mouth accidently

I hate being quober

Yesterday I was taking a shit and I quobered

by Taosboyz April 14, 2014

bullshit quotient

The amount of bullshit you are willing to put up with at a particular compensation.

That job sucks, but it pays well. It meets my bullshit quotient.

by Cqah February 1, 2017