Definitions by Taosboyz

deer lease coffee 

Coffee with Whiskey added. Often drank early in the morning prior to a hunt after a big night of drinking.

Matthews: You guys must feel terrible this morning.

Me: yeah, not too bad, I’m on my 3rd deer lease coffee

deer lease coffee by Taosboyz August 28, 2021

quober 

The act of getting shit in your mouth accidently

I hate being quober

Yesterday I was taking a shit and I quobered

quober by Taosboyz April 14, 2014