Pretard

someones state before they say/do something retarded.

"Im about to do something really retarded."

"I guess that would make you a pretard then."

by jennjennjennjenn December 24, 2008

heterosexual pretender

A homosexual, aka "fag".

Jimmy is such a heterosexual pretender he listens to Fallout Boy.

by skEwb1 May 13, 2007

When the pretender is mistrustful!

The moment when the pretender is mistrustful, this frase is used when "When the imposter is sus!" meme starts being unfunny.

Michael: Hey Clint, when the pretender is mistrustful!
Clint: SHUT THE FUCK UP MICHAEL FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE! I AM TIRED OF THIS MEME CAN YOU FUCKING SHUT UP FOR AN ETERNITY?!

by TheMistrustfulPretender April 19, 2021

Pretard

When you can tell someone is retarded even before hearing them speak.

"That Pat bitch sure is pretarded"

by Ryan1998191 August 5, 2008

Phretro

Phresh && Retro !

Like steez. Can be used to describe or depict persons who display swagger and/or fresh behavior. But only the top freshiess . Or Can be used as a verb: Phretroed .

Freshy: Aye you seen them new supras !?
Lala : Nah, what they look like ?
Freshyy: Man them thanggs Phretro !

Lala:Man i Phretroed all day todayy

by Ms Lala Thee Phretroed One October 13, 2010

pretard

(pronunciation-rhymes with retard)Someone who, while not actually retarded, is very, very stupid; he/she may be on the cusp of retardedness.

You: So, what do you think of Sarah Palin?

Me: I think she's a fucking pretard.

by ricky retardo, esq. April 11, 2010

Preteen

Girls who ansewer the phone like this:
Caller:Is your mother home?
preteen:nooooooo,can I take a message?
caller:uch ica loco
preteen:oooohhhh, no oblis espenol'a
Preteen:can I get your name?
Caller: joe Nokotes
Preteen:is that with a C or a K?

They also babysit
and are teachers pet

"that girl is a preteen"
Babysitters club

by mike mcloor September 26, 2006