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Rocket-powered shit

A shit that has a fart stuck in behind it.

When you go to the toilet with a rocket-powered shit, the result depends on the type if shit- if runny, it will erupt and spray everywhere, covering the toilet bowl in modern art. If dry, all the shit will force itself from your anus in one log, leaving no mess behind, and creating a huge splash as it cannons into the water. A rocket-powered shit will need no wiping after, as the fart cleans it all up for you.
Bob: dude I need to go take a shit
John: cool man tell me how it goes

(Explosion and subsequent screams emanate from the vicinity of the bathroom)
Bob returns.

John: oh god, what have you done?
Bob: fuck. That shit was no ordinary shit.

John: oh my god
Bob: it was a ROCKET-POWERED SHIT
by citropussy September 6, 2013
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senior engineer power trip

when a person gets promoted to senior engineer and decides it is time to pick on regular engineers because he finally got a step up on them. this is usually the result of feeling inadequate, typically because the regular engineers went to better colleges than the senior engineer did
Dude, Alex is pulling a senior engineer power trip on Colin.
by foxy_brown June 30, 2009
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power fuck

To fuck a woman hard.
To fuck a woman quickly.
To get energized by fucking a woman.
To lose over 1000 calories!
To fuck the shit out of a woman.
To break a bed.
Tim said, "Man, I could sure go for a power fuck."
Martha "Excuse me?"
by GadgetFucker August 16, 2009
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power dump

Bowel movement which travels at extreme speeds; Aided by compressed gas behind the feces, producing a rocket-like display of power; Known to rattle the pipes as it's flushed.
It hurts so bad to hold this in. I just know it'll be a power dump!
by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 17, 2003
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power tool

Power Tool - One who exceeds the normal definition of tool and goes above and beyond in their unknowingness that they are being used.

Currently used to describe the most diligent, hard-working, never-see-sunlight students at MIT.

You may substitute a brand-name power tool to get the desired effect, i.e. Sawzall, or just make the sound/hand motion of using a chainsaw.
This guy can't talk about anything but his classes, and I think he's studied for this one test for a week now, he's such a power tool.
by Mr Bill November 30, 2004
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staying power

The ability to have sex over and over again, satisfying one's partner. Especially refers to the ability a male to achieve erections for long periods of time, thus allowing the female to have multiple orgasms.
Ann: Whew, Bob really has staying power. He made me come at least 10 times last night. Finally I passed out from the intensity of it.
Sara: Wow.
by Amaranth1243908 October 22, 2007
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power femme

a lesbian who revels in displays of femininity NOT because she wants be someones bitch or someone's mom but because she is aware of and enjoys harnessing the power, strength and mysteries commonly associated with notions of femininity.
Jennifer Beals' character (Bette) on The L word. Xena, Warrior Princess. Lots of chicks in NYC
by R. February 1, 2004
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