poonass

The result of someone who has had surgery of the anus to make it look like a vagina. The poonass still functions like a regular ass, but offers visual features that are attractive to bulldykes and heterosexual experimentative males.

Johnny's poonass looks just like a real vagina!

by Alex Knight April 26, 2005

Poon Swindler

Some one who steals a girl's vaginal virginity

Ahhh, Nick your are such a poon swindler

by NMay2323 January 13, 2009

Poonaboota

An Aussie term for giving a woman a swift kick in the poon with a boot.

Aye mate. Sorry about last night, your wife just wouldn't stfu. The poonaboota was inevitable.

by Toothprick August 20, 2009

dude poon

gay man ass

"glenn splashed off in sammy's dude poon. packed!"

by blair March 22, 2004

temple of poon

1. An excellent porn starring ron jeremy and others.

2.Temple of Pussy

"I will not stop until i find the temple of poon" -Ron Jeremy aka San Fernando Jones

by Diesel Deez August 11, 2006

poonbag

tampon

hey amy, do you have a super sized poonbag I can get off you? It's a heavy flow day

by shawna donkey July 26, 2003

anti-poon

One who deflects and repels attractive women.

Keep Jesse away form the gang tonight. He's anti-poon. There'll be no action whatsoever.

by shootandrun August 4, 2007