Procrastabate

A Procrastination masturbation

John was overwhelmed with his workload, he had one last email to respond to before the end of the day, due to his mental fatigue he needed to procrastabate to recharge and finish off that email.

by Mr Sweat July 6, 2023

Procrasturbation

A synonym for edging.

Person one: Last night my boyfriend and I were procrasturbating. It was epic poggers.

Person 2: I'm sorry, what is procrasturbation???

by That_Lemon_Gay September 4, 2023

Procrastibate

To put off masturbating until later.

No more time to procrastibate. I need to rub one out before I go to the pool, since it's mostly kids.

by Abubaca August 16, 2024

PROCRASTURBATION

Any human, age 12 throughout adulthood, already is aware of what this word means.

I PROCRASTURBATION, with any real, important task I am required to complete.

by Garth Norman May October 23, 2023

procrastibate

To avoid a task or event by prioritizing personal pleasure.

I should try do some work but all i want to do is procrastibate

by cosmic-n March 5, 2024