Child Poster

Old man pretending to be a girl

They think they can trick us but we all k ow they’re a child poster

by 2ndPlayerBoi June 21, 2021

Polterdiddle

being sexually assaulted by a ghost - as per Dane Cook on Conan

Polterdiddle is when you feel sheets fly off and the occasional "muahahaha" is heard as you are having sex with a ghost

by Jephrayy June 10, 2009

Fart Paste

the stuff you clean off your underwear after an uh-oh fart

my god he farted and got his fart paste all over his pants

by kile miner March 24, 2006

Pestering

pess-ter

To annoy; to bug

Sally enjoys pestering her peers.

by PaperRomance February 23, 2011

posted n' roasted

When some douchebag comments on your facebook status to try and make you look like a complete dumbass/ fag when in actuality your comeback results in that person calling you multiple times to delete the post to save them from the shit they'll get at school the following day. Usually the person has done this multiple times with the same outcome and their only defense is to call you an "asshole"

(Happens to Gabe L. on a daily basis)

post: got a 5 year old kid to flip off a cop today...I'll make a great parent someday! :)

douchebag: no you won't because that would require you to hit pubery.

poster: dude you'd have to fork out a load of money that you don't have to even get a girl to think your sexually attractive, no less father her kid.

douchebag:I never paid you and I'm afraid that you think that I'm pretty attractive. Then again you think most men are attractive.

poster: Well your flabby tits are larger than most girls so it was a bit confusing...

(douchebag texts/calls you repeatedly to delete the comment. Resorts to begging to which you may or may not succumb to.)

friend sees the douchebag's attempt at a burn that got them totally fucked : "POSTED N' ROASTED!!"

by Kevin E. F. May 5, 2010

Posted Up

To be prepared or in the postion to sell drugs.

My brother Rell is posted up down the street

by gk339 June 14, 2009

copy and paste

A stupid game where when someone says something that could be seen as innappropriate another player says "copy" and then when they say "paste" the person must repeat the phrase in whatever context the copier would like. However, a person may say "delete" to stop from being copied.

Bob: I'm gonna punch you in the face!
Danny: Copy

Grandma: Hi Bobby
Danny: Paste
Bob: I'm gonna punch you in the face!

copy and paste

by scotty2hottie194 October 2, 2009