Poot-nanny

An elderly woman who baby sits a slut in recovery from excessive sexual adventures.

My poot-nanny came over after a multi-participant sex binge I had been on over the summer. She monitored the phone and door, not letting anyone disturb me as I recovered and prepared for my next adventure. Every good fucker needs a poot-nanny to maintain peak performance.

by Vorlon007 October 29, 2016

Pooter pop pantry

It's the equivalent of a spank bank for a woman who is very uncomfortable with saying "vagina" and has to say "pooter pop" instead. They are also likely uncomfortable saying "spank bank" as well.

Seeing my husband mowing the yard really got me flustered. Oh that image is going in the pooter pop pantry for later tonight.

by Mateofrito March 22, 2017

Poot my lavato

shitting yourself due to anxiety

Kitt: I am going to poot my lavato, I'm too anxious right now

Victoria: oh no

by [e-mail] May 29, 2018

Poot

The act of pooping in the process of a toot.

Fag: Ha Ha dude watch this.

Other Fag: What dude.

Fag: ptttt(oh crap)I just pooted!!!

Other Fag: Awsome!!!

by Shad Barley March 9, 2008

poot

1) a poop fart combonation
2) a stupid person
3) something fun to say whille ur stoned

1) yo i jsut did a big poot
2) your beeing a poot face 100
3) poot magoot

by scoots November 7, 2004

Poosting

To post on a forum or message board while at the same time excreting fecal waste.

Hey guys, just so you know, I'm poosting this response just because you mean so much to me *Ass Wipe Break* where was I?

by AjaxtheGoat November 4, 2009

Pooter Cleavage

Seeing a girls Vaginal lips threw her shorts or sweat pants. Also Known as Camel Toe.

Dude I could see her Pooter Cleavage!!

by Curtocoooper December 8, 2010