poop chills

What a person encounters when they have to take a shit. Poop chills can be defined as the raising of arm hair, feeling hot and cold at the same time, feeling clammy, feeling sweaty, and the puckering of the anus in anticipation of shitting. Poop chills will usally continue until the person has relieved the load, where the feeling of relief will wash over them.

Guy 1: I think I'm getting poop chills *clenches jaw and squeezes legs*
Guy 2: Getting what?
Guy 1: You know, that feeling you get when you have to take a massive shit?

by devon2857019845 July 7, 2008

Poop Cone

The poop that's left over on the tip of your cock after you've fucked and gaped out a girls booty hole.

When I got done banging that girl in the ass, I had a massive Poop Cone left over on the tip of my cock.

by iyaoyasao2 February 19, 2010

Shotgun Poop

A bathroom experience where poop exits at highspeed out of the anus resulting in a big splash of poop all around the toilet bowl almost like a shotgun blast after hitting Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo. Most common with spicy foods. May look like you shot Mr. Hankey with a 12 Gauge.

The toilet had a hard time digesting that Shotgun Poop after I blasted it

by D Babe 90 September 8, 2010

poop clog

clogging a toilet without the use of toilet paper

dude, that turd was so big and long, it folded in half and caused a poop clog!

by tpettus September 8, 2007

poop in the hut

An oratory slur like swearing in tourettes used to describe excretion in various hats or huts

Harry laid a brick in scout hut - Harry took a poop in the hut

by HarryStr February 14, 2009

poopagram

The kind of fart that lets you as well as others that you need to poop.

Dude your ass just sent out the poopagram, you need to get to a bathroom quick

by akathestickybandits February 16, 2010

Poop Drunk

When you have to poop so bad, you lose all focus on whatever you should be doing.

I am so poop drunk that I cant focus on writing my weekly budget.

by roger2001 March 13, 2010