Poon Handler

The act of obtaining or the control of large amounts of

women's vaginas.

To be the master of or dominate poon.

To pull a deliberate fair and back door sally a court day party to chase girls.

Jason slapped his old lady so he could leave his own party to find me a girl. Because he was the poon handler.

Fair acted drunk just to go poon handle at the bars.

Who needs a wife when you are the poon handler?

by court day December 9, 2010

poon tang clan

group of rowdy men hunting the hole,
derived from wu tang clan

yo them boys are the poon tang clan

by joe September 23, 2004

poon city

A phrase, often murmured to someone standing close to the speaker, used to describe someone attractive or otherwise desirable. Often used sarcastically when describing someone or something unattractive.

Two friends pass an attractive, shapely young woman waiting at a crosswalk.

Kellen: (quietly) Poon city.

A short while later they pass an obese, sweaty man waiting at a bus stop.

Dillon: (quietly): Poooooooooon city.

by billybelmont July 6, 2006

poon ring

The wet spot around the womens vagina that you can see through on her on panties/spandex.

Wow that chick just came out of the gym check out the poon ring.

by vinayjs October 4, 2006

poon berry

(n) - poon, or vulva that possesses genital warts (berries)

I was watching this sensual French film and my wang was as hard as a prosthetic leg until I noticed her poon berry.

by halfincher April 9, 2014

Poon Blazer

The act of blowing marijuana smoke into a girls pussy and then sucking it back out.. for the ULTIMATE HIGH.

Last nite i had some really good weed and my girlfriend told me she wanted me to do the poon blazer on her.

by shanef;lf; February 27, 2009

poon typhoon

A swarm of girls, particularly at a night club, that move throughout an area leaving disappointment.

Duder 1: "Yo man watch out there's a poon typhoon comin'!"

Duder 2: "Awwww snap! Damn these girls are fine."

Duder 1: "You ok man?"

Duder 2: "Yea doggy, I think I got some blue balls though."

by westfalia December 15, 2009