Pooting

When you're bored or doing homework and you NEED to do something, you go eat a snack, maybe more than one.

Mom: What are you doing?
Son: Well, I was bored with homework, so I'm pooting.

by Dick Tionary January 9, 2009

poncing

to rape a woman, to force yourself upon her and rape her.

Maybe I'm old-fashioned, or sentimental about women or something-but I just can't stomach the idea of poncing at all. I've nothing but contempt, real, deep contempt, for ponces.

by bromandude November 26, 2007

POSTING HOE

1.One who gets great enjoyment out of posting on forums.

2.one who is a obessive forum poster.

The girls on the Peace Love Castro Train are major posting hoes.

by daydreamingurl January 16, 2009

Portingale

To carry bad wind. Toxic farts.

Em would always suffer with her Portingale

by menkalot December 2, 2009

punting the snail

Used as the name of a vague sexual act, most often to cover up the fact that one's claims about his or her sex life are contrived.

"Dude, I totally hooked up with that girl from across town again last night! It was pretty kinky."

"Oh really? What'd you do?"

"What'd I do? Oh, um, dude, I was totally...punting the snail."

by aitchrjay August 5, 2012

Porting

The act of texting someone and watching porn at the same time without them knowing.

Ex1: Boy 1- "Dude last night i was so porting Jessica."

Boy 2- "Dude Noice"

Ex2: Mel- "oh yes baby."

Jane- "Mel u better not be porting me"

by Patty Dilson June 15, 2014

Panting

When you have desire for something

I'm panting for a drink (I'm so thirsty)

by Collossal July 30, 2016