Plonkey

A term describing the backfire of excrement that is released when a donkey punch is delivered.

Craig got plonkey all over his dick when he donkey punched Dave too hard.

by Deass November 7, 2014

Pankey

An West Coast slang word for Erectile Dysfunction

Hey Grandpa hows your Pankey
Not great timmy

by Alcoholic Hot Dog August 17, 2016

Porkey

A man with very large genitals. Also used to call someone out for their pp size.

Selena: hey! You hooked up with sam last night right?
Alexa: yeah! He's got a porkey!

by UwU big pot February 2, 2020

having a pokey

Using your own fingers to poke up your bum whilst using your other hand to rub your own sexual organ

Alancheeky was caught having a pokey by his housemates

by Alan Cheek July 20, 2008

pokey-bum-wank

When one inserts one or more fingers into his anus when masturbating.

Danny sheperd pokey-bum-wanked.

by Ben ,Rhys.Josh,Martin June 11, 2008

pokeypokey

cool, wicked, sweet, awesome, etc.

my new phone is sooooooo pokeypokey!

by Duuuuuuuuuuude April 14, 2004

ponker

someone who regularly ponks.

Matt you ponker!
No chance you ponker!

by w1NN1e January 13, 2005