Plankton

Word used to describe utterly detestable and braindead peasant underclass. These are the slutty, often chav bitches at parties who you wish to kill slowly. However, despite appearances, there is a reason for their existence. Their sluttish antics (such as false lesbianism) distract the male equivalent of plankon, thus reducing 'competition' for the more discerning male.

Plankton are simultaneously a disease and a cure.

"This place is full of plankton"

"Yeah, lets go"

by Figure Number Five July 12, 2005

Im only pulling your plonker

expression used after a practical joke has been played on a fellow subordinate

"Hey Jim... your mother is dead"
"oh my god really....?"
"Nah ...only pulling your plonker"

by Big Jakey T March 17, 2003

planking

Lying face down, stiff as a plank, in a public place and taking a photo.

I took a photo of him planking on a bridge.

by McMarina June 9, 2011

plinkette

A house featuring college-aged "females" who are uglier than a pre-op Gretta Van Susteran on heroin. If you become aware of such a domicile, for the love of everything holy, avoid it. These "females" are not to be trusted, even though they will blow anything that walks (or maybe give a peenie pecker). Entrance into a plinkette is infectious, in the form of HIV/AIDS or syphillis

-Hey man, did you hear about that party?

-Yeah man, but that place is a total plinkette!

-Aw fuck man, let's go masturbate

-Word

by Kowalski March 1, 2005

Planking

When one lies on their stomach with their hands directly at their sides and with their head pointed downwards. This is done for fun, and the point is to come up with creative places to do it, such as on top of a chimney or over public restroom stall(s). Pictures of one planking make ideal profile pictures.

Q: That kid is just randomly lying flat like a pencil on top of that diving board while his friend is taking a picture of him, what is going on?
A: That kid on the diving board is planking.

by Myagooshki September 11, 2011

Plonker

A British slang term used as an insult meaning idiot. Usually used in an endearing way or when having a joke with someone

Person: you didn’t have to do that you plonker!

by Alex.tay09 July 12, 2019

Plonker

A Plonker is typically some donkey who hangs around alley ways smoking the devils lettuce. He then shags his dad and sucks his toes.

Konrad is such a plonker

by Turnip———-13 April 30, 2021