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Photocrack

The term photographers use when the realize they are addicted to photography (or an outstanding picture)
I must be on shutter speed cause I'm as high as the iso. This picture is straight photocrack
by Chopper Annie July 23, 2017
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photodict

A person who is highly addicted to viewing photos shared by other people but never shared his/her own to the public.
"That guy is such a photodict, he likes every photo on Facebook yet nobody ever saw his real profile picture."
by Jebat Derhaka October 19, 2017
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Photo Opportunist

Riding on a sad or tragic event’s coattails by showing off that you’ve traveled or experienced something related to the event.
Wearing a puffy skirt and heels by the Eiffel Tower really shows that she cares about the Paris attacks. Ugh, what a photo opportunist!
by icwish August 25, 2018
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Photobaked

When you always look totally plastered in pictures

The complete opposite of photogenic
Dude, I’m so photobaked. I can’t take a picture without me looking like I’ve been smoking weed all day.
by HiI’mMe September 5, 2018
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photoballing

Photobombing, but with your balls.

Sending her a pic of your balls instead of your dick.
Guys, why send dic pics for free? Photoballing leaves her in suspense.
by TheReturnedKing May 12, 2019
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Photo Poser

When you are a natural at posing for pictures.
You are great Photo Poser on Instagram.
by ThugZBunnny May 22, 2019
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Photodonged

To be photobombed by some one with their dick out. Can either be a person, or just a dick that ruins your favorite photos.
Husband: Finally got the honeymoon photos back
Wife: Oh no! Somebody from Jamaica photodonged us!
by Gaysofthunder69 July 8, 2019
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