Weedy Ass Persian

a woman who brings home men from local frats, specially bosnians.

That girl was a weedy ass persian, she gets all the men!

by KSKsquad November 21, 2004

Persian spike

when one grows out their toenails then gets a male/female to crap on them. then said female/male eats the crap off the toe nails.

"Ryley told me the other day he wanted a Persian spike"

by Omega Ford January 19, 2008

Persian Margarita

As foreplay, get completely naked and rub against each other. This will generate sweat. As soon as both you and your partner are glistening, take some time to just lick each other off.

Dan: Hmmmmm...this Persian Margarita needs salt.
Ella: Love me!

by Dan THB Jenkins September 28, 2006

Persian Kiss

When two dicks recreate the act of kissing. Also known as the gayest thing ever.

"My d-bag friend sent me an e-mail of a video showing two guys doing a persian kiss. I threw up and thought about killing myself."

by Beasley87 February 7, 2008

Persian Meatballs

The result of inserting testicles into an open anus. see: teabagging

Your wife ate my persian meatballs after she prepared them.

by MrAwesomness October 29, 2008

Persian Meathook

A sexual position where a women is performing fellatio and the man puts his finger in the women's anus and lifts the women off the ground so that she is suspended. This sexual position is not normally very pleasurable for either sexes but is normally used for those that are crazy.

Greg did the persian meathook last night, it was really wierd.

by Alex Rake July 14, 2010

Persian Princess

An Iranian woman who thinks she's the most beautiful person in the room. She lives in Beverly Hills, Brentwood, or Encino, talks in a sing-song voice, is always ready with a fake smile for the aunties and she sneers at you if you don't drive a late-model German or Italian luxury car. When interacting with other Iranians she pretends to be a virgin but everyone at the club knows she'll open her legs for any black dude that talks like a thug or any white dude that pretends to be a DJ. She dates an Iranian surgeon ten years older than her and she tells him she's saving her virginity for marriage. He doesn't know she's had 3 abortions and the last time she had dinner with him and his parents, she had stranger seed running down her legs. On FB she has the typical "perfect girl" head-tilt pose and on Pornchub she has multiple videos where she's wasted AF letting random frat bros take turns on her.

My friend: Dude don't even approach that Persian Princess. She's way out of your league.

Me: HAHA! Naw dude, Ima just walk up on her and say, "Yo I'm DJ Poon, bitch. Where you stay at?"
My friend: That shit works?
Me: Shit yeah. A Persian Princess can't resist a poser. I'll throw some ASL shit at her and she'll think it's gang signs and next thing you know I'm all up inside her like I'm a plumber cleaning out her drainholes

by Rosemarysbaby666 September 13, 2021