69 percent

refers to a girl that is mostly on the lesbian end of bisexuality. the term "69 percent" is a homonym, referring both to the percentage of lesbian and her favorite sex position. 69 percenters are the holy grail for every man, signifying not only a tougher challenge to bring to bed, but also the most likely girl to bring along a friend for a threesome.

"i'm not really that into guys, though i do enjoy them on rare occasion. i'm definitely at 69 percent."
"she's such a babe man. i thought she was a lipstick lesbian but it turns out shes just picky about her men. that chick is a 69 percent."

by A "professional" June 4, 2013

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Ten Percenter

The retard who collects the trollies in the local supermarket, or helps you pack your groceries whilst dribbling into the carrier bag!

'Hey Hey Stand back dude, I think this guy may be drunk'

'Nah, he's just a Ten Percenter, leave him be'

by MongyMax November 22, 2007

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One Percenter

When your phone is at one percent but that one percent ends up lasting a real long time

"Wow my phone pulled such a one percenter last night!"

by Nicki Dominates February 15, 2017

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95 percent

The feeling you get after a long, long night of drunken debauchery. You're not hungover, but not completely hunky-dory either. Everything is not QUITE right. Telltale signs may include a mild headache, extreme thirst, and/or the desire to lay in bed all day.

Rachele: I love not being hungover!
Lauren: Yeah, me too, but after last night I'm still at 95 percent.

by notyouraveragepartygirl February 14, 2009

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nine percenter

Those people who don't quite meet up with the requirements of the 10% rule. (i.e. you have to be ten percent smarter than the object you're working with.)

"That boy is ignorant... a life long nine percenter."

by Big Tweak March 21, 2010

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