upside-down pepsi

A condition affecting about 1 in 20 humans that results in an upside down hard one when experiencing morning wood. Usually comes from having a sex change two or more times, and normally occurs on tuesdays.

Tim: Hey, I saw Scott Chubbs in the gym toilets this morning and he had an upside-down pepsi.
John: Did you kick it?
Tim: Twice
John: Shot bay. I always knew Scott chubs used to be a girl.
Tim: Yea, but that upside down pepsi was upside down! I thought they were a myth!
John: Na G
Tim: Oh, aye G

by Barrod September 20, 2007

pepsi einar max bruun

pepsi is cute mjaw.he is black and white. and verry soft and soft

i love pepsi einar max bruun
everyone: sameeeeeee

by atalalalalala February 7, 2022

Slap a pepsi sticker on the bitch

Verb. When a part of a woman's anatomy is so large, advertising can be placed on said area.

Dayum, you see her forehead? You could slap a pepsi sticker on the bitch.

by MaxMMM September 25, 2009

pepsi cube riding

sport in which one slides on a flattened pepsi cube across a carpeted floor. For best results, have a friend pull you at a full sprint. Avoid walls, especially those perpendicular to your path or travel.

"We should totally rock the pepsi cube riding!"
"Yeah, I kinda smashed my head on the wall while I was pepsi cube riding"

by chiriko November 10, 2007

Coca-Cola and Pepsi darkest secret

Coca-Cola and Pepsi is owned by the same company and how I learned this is if you look on the Sid of a Pepsi can it says pepsicola but guess what it also is on the back of Coca-Cola cans.

That is how I know this is Coca-Cola and Pepsi darkest secret

by thecanadianninja January 15, 2019

diet pepsi max

a healthy pepsi. it tastes like water

can i have some diet pepsi max?

by yummii16 October 23, 2007

one fine bottle of Pepsi

refers to one hotass chick

Ma nizzle! Yo sista's one fine bottle of Pepsi motha f*cka.

by ARANAR July 23, 2003