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palpitate

Palpitate: The action of thrusting one's weiner inside a warm, wet poooosy!
Yonke bent the intern against his cube and palpitated her for an hour.

Yonke sure knows how to Palp....just ask Prod!
by ROSS February 9, 2005
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yo slap happy pappy

the conclusion to the "yo mama" conflicts:

bob- what did we have for homework today?
bill- yo mama
bob- yo daddy
bill- you slap happy pappy
erm...see above
by ninj4 March 23, 2004
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Papyton

The absolutely fabulous ship between the undertale characters Papyrus and Mettaton

It's a very popular ship, among others like Alphyne, Chasriel and Sansby.
Person 1: O M G!!! Papyrus and Mettaton are sooooo cute together!

Person 2: You mean Papyton?

Person 1: Yessssss! Papyton is my OTP!!!
by Fangirl of Undertale September 25, 2018
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Pallying

This is an Asian disorder which causes the victim to constantly lie. The disease somehow has spread from Asia to a small place in England called Middlesbrough.

The disorder can quickly enhance leading to worse symptoms, known as Obafemi Pallying. These symptoms lead to the victim talking complete bullshit and constantly watching the Jim Carrey hit "Liar Liar". Furthermore "Pally Porkies" are groups of small lies that in the end lead the advancement of the disorder.

The symptoms of the advanced strain of Pallying can also lead to the victim telling stories they have already heard and trying to make themselves look good. It may also result in the victim been a dodgy bastard to his mates.

As yet there is no cure for Pallying or Obafemi Pallying. However help knowing if your friend has the disease can be helped by the strong smell of bullshit.
Michael:"I've won the lottery!"
Shane:"So your Pallying then"

Michael:"I've got a Ferrari"
Andrew:"Someones Obafemi Pallyingggg"

Michael:"I stopped a shop lifter yesterday when she was eating cornflakes out the packet"
Ashley:"Someone is telling Pally Porkies"
by Gertrude Bearmont August 19, 2006
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happy pappy

a crazy old person who lives in a shot gun shack
“wow look at that happy pappy finally checking his mail”
by cadenceiansa December 15, 2018
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Palpatine

While Palpatine was the greatest Sith Lord and practitioner of the Force, he was not the last. Lady Lumiya, a pupil of Darth Vader's, would return the Sith to its cladestine ways decades after the Emperor's demise.
iiii iiii iiii iiii iiii iiii iiii
by JFr April 14, 2005
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palpebritis

inflammation of the eyelid.
The child is suffering from palpebritis.
by uttam maharjan February 1, 2010
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