Preteen

As a 10 year old (soon to be 11) we aren’t exactly stereotypical. Some think we shop at Sephora or Hot Topic but nahhh. Though I did go to Hot Topic once but there wasn’t any merch for my shoes that fit on me. Instead of that I just shop at H&M. Some people think we try to grow up too fast but no. All in all I still watch cartoons, play Roblox, and do ridiculous stuff like trying to build a teleportation device. We are more mature than some think. And we may like going on adventures with friends. All in all, some are EXTREMELY immature, but some aren’t

Immature preteen vs regular preteen
Immature one: OMG!!!! I HAVE TO GO BUY NEW CLOTHES!!!! (Even though she has enough)

Regular one: My clothes aren’t fitting anymore. I should go buy some new ones

by LovelyPrincess123 April 23, 2020

del prete

is invisble, says fuck evergreen, fucks all the bitchs, rated 10 out of 10. thinks gay people should die

fuck evergreen im fuckin bitched rated 10 out of 10 and i think fags should die

by Anthony January 8, 2004

I pretend I do not see

When something bad or something that must be kept a secret happens you pretend you didn’t see it at all.

girl a: *kicks man in da balls*
teacher: *turns around as if she did not see cause man deserved that shit*
also teacher: “I pretend I do not see”

by penis enlargement serum December 28, 2020

precycle

the act of collecting cans and bottles from the recycling bin before the recycling truck takes it away. (for the deposit)

The rustling at 6:00 AM was just the precycling going on at the back of the building.

by jluv November 5, 2003

pretard

the moment before one becomes a retard

dude #1- "why is johnny talking to that chick? everyone knows she has the clap"
dude #2- "yeah hes being a total pretard"

by chompy terwilliger July 18, 2010

pretard

the stage before retard, one who isn't even smart enough to be a retard

You're a freakin' pretard, Jack!

by ImAGermanDood January 25, 2007

Preteen

11 to 13 year old girl (or all girls in junior high) who enjoy stuff like hannah montannah and highschool musical and flame you on the internet for not like them making you wounder "wheres this childs parents?" or make accounts on places like deviantart,myspace,facebook, an youtube when they are to younge and lie about there age (like a 12 year old girl has it that shes 16 )they also are defined as bieng "Fangirls" to fictional characters (including cartoons) and will flame you if you dont like it. fall in love with fictional characters and noob teen stars. wanna be teens (preteens)also steal make up from their mothers purse all over their face caked up an think thier some how "sexy" but really look a hot mess Some preteens(not all) when they turn the "magical" age of 13 they believe they are and adult and tend to belive they know everything some may even challenge older experienced teens (15+) and adults and try to show off and act like a bitch the girls . they may ware stuff that to old for them to catch older teen guys. and that is to inapropriate for someone their age again you thinking "where is this childs parents?" they think its cool to have highschool boyfriends and will sometime make fictional ones and lie that they have one to make them look better and cooler. and if it is true ( then the guy is a really gay perv)

is also the stage were kids are pressured alot and do to the bullys lack of self confidence, and ignorence. usually bullies will threaten everyone else in the grade that they will beat you up and that their tuff but really if you hit them a couple times they will cry and run away llike a little bitch.

examples of preteen syndrome are..

"SHUT UP!! im thirteen i can do what i want!!"

"FUCK U!! hannah montannah is AWSOME!!"

"Edward cullen is my BOYFRIEND!!"

" O.M.G like i bought this miley cyrus shirt with her on it!! its so cute i look so hawt!!"

teen1: omg LOLZ!!!! look at that little preteen

teen2: LULZ!!! SHE THINKS SHES HOT LOOK HOW SHE WALKING!!! XD FAIL

by thrthornedredrose July 9, 2010