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Pokemon Ghost Black 

A Creepypasta about a hacked Pokemon Red Version. It is said to feature the Ghost from Lavender Tower killing Pokemon and their trainers. It ended on a grim tone as the player was shown as an old man in an empty world after killing everyone in it. As you go back to your own house you encounter Ghost again. After showcasing every Pokemon and trainer you killed through the game while playing the Lavender Town theme slower and slower, Ghost attacks you and the game ends on a blank screen. When the game is restarted the save file is gone.

It was first seen on tinycartridge.com as an article describing the game. Although creepy, it is said to be a hoax since no one has produced a cartridge or screen caps yet.
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pokemon hoe 

a hoe who loves to play pokemon go
"Woah bro its a wild pokemon hoe"
pokemon hoe by $hide July 21, 2016

Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness 

Is a video game for the gamecube. The story begins 5 years after the events of Pokémon Colosseum with the introduction of Michael (player may change the name), the main protagonist. Michael first meets Professor Krane, his mother's boss. He introduces the concept of Shadow Pokémon, which are Pokémon whose hearts have been artificially closed. So in the game you have to purify all the pokemon.
Jerry: Woaaaaah!! You got Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness?!
Ashley: I sure dooooo!!

Pokemon Surprise 

When you are fucking a girl who wants you to pull out and right before you cum you turn your hat sideways and scream "Squirtle! I choose you! Use water gun!" then cum in her anyway
Did you hear that Emma got pregnant?

Yeah Wesley gave her a pokemon surprise.

pokemon showdown

An awesome website where you can battle pokemon online. How cool is that?
Guy 1: You going on Pokemon Showdown tonight?
Guy 2: Hell Yeah!

Pokemon nest

A Pokemon nest is a region or area, where a specific species of pokemon is highly likely to spawn.
Real life example for the use of a Pokemon Nest:
I really needed to catch a Bulbasaur (A Bulbasaur is a type of pokemon) so I looked up where the nearest Bulbasaur nest was (I used ozpokemonnests.com but im sure there are other sites out there that do the same thing) and caught it in the first 5 mins.
Pokemon nest by studyguru July 31, 2016

Pokemon NO 

The act of absolutely hating everything and anything to do with Pokemon go.
Carl: Hey, do you want to play Pokemon GO after karate?
Joshua: How about Pokemon NO! *runs away crying* ;(
Pokemon NO by RaawrWords September 19, 2016