doing a pitfield

committing an act, so ridiculous you couldn't make it up such as crashing your car at 1mph, taking two left shoes on holiday with you, wearing two odd shoes to work, adding 24 minutes 41 seconds and 24 minutes 20 seconds and coming up with 48 minutes 61 seconds.

any act of foolishness that you'd be embarrassed to see happen to a monkey. or a dog.

running into a patio door and not realising it was closed, could be termed as "doing a pitfield"

by chris's mum November 11, 2008

pixie

Pixie is a 6th grader attending to a Middle School(6-8). A pixie is usually a noob-sauce, weak-sauce, short, have tucked in pants, wares long socks, and always carries their roller backpacks around. Pixies in brunch/lunch time usually plays wall ball, skill, 4 square, tag, freeze tag, butts up (tennis ball game), roller backpack racing, and sometimes jump rope.
-Pixies in middle schools are the lowest of the low.
-Pixies usually goes to lunch earlier than 7th and 8th graders, but they always end up last in line cuase they always cut in front of the pixies, and gets picked on.

-Wow, lol I haven't noticed that the pixies in Miller Middle school gets shorter and shorter.
-Pixies at miller gets gayer each year.
-Wow, the school looks more spacious when the pixies are gone science camp!

by 8th Grader August 19, 2007

Pixie Dick

When a guy coats his penis in colored sugar.

Jessie: How was your date last night?
Allie: Well he surprised me with his pixie dick!
Jessie: Oooooo! What flavor?
Allie: Banana. mmmm.

by goodmorning sunshine September 29, 2014

pixie fox

A crazy monster who wastes all of her money on hundreds of plastics surgeries when it could be going to charities. She has even gone so far as to remove SIX OF HER RIBS. Her waist is fourteen inches, and her bra is a 38-J- which I literally didn't even know existed. She claims to be a role model, but she encourages girls to set unrealistic and unhealthy expectations for themselves and waste their money on procedures that mess with their mental health and puts their lives at risk.

Girl 1: Uhg I'm too fat, I should go on a diet
Girl 2: Now there honey, don't be going all pixie fox on me!

by Isuck_anyway April 28, 2019

seat piffer

Somone who goes around town smelling other peoples bicycle seats.

I caught Doug eyeballing a Schwinn earlier;man he's the only seat piffer I know.

by KrookedEye August 31, 2007

Satanic Pixie Fuck

A sterile platypus who has a large collection of useless religious bullshit and wears guyliner like mexican housewives wear their bedroom stairs, casper the ghost could take three chronic shits on this sock stiffener garbonzo fondling hydropompet and he would drink a beer singing zippity doo dah like christmas for 3 amish mexicans being slathered in homemade cornmeal

"That Satanic Pixie Fuck's name is Vynyx Pyrenyx, find his facebook and look him up. Exactly as defined."

by goo ma ja squee squee September 22, 2011

pixie stick dick

A really thin dick with nuthin but dust sperm inside. Corny ass dick game basically

That nigga think he all dat wit his pixie stick dick

by Anonymous3234 January 20, 2009