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Beav Nut

A rather large and well worn muffin button (clitorous).

This term originated from a few of Jacksonville, Florida's smartest scientists. They felt conflicted because the words "clit" and "clitorous" were unfortunately not as funny as they should be. With determination and extensive research, these chemists delicately crafted this fine tuned word to yeild the most laughter when used in the correct context.
Mmmmm baby, lemme lick on that beav nut
by Ass nut August 25, 2018
mugGet the Beav Nutmug.

fatal nut

A load of semen capable of choking, asphyxiating, and ultimately killing, when shot into someone's mouth. First confirmed case involved one Two Short and a Ms. Betty, R.I.P.
Why did you tell her to her stop?" "Because I hadn't gotten laid in forever. I was afraid I might shoot a fatal nut, ya know what I'm sayin'?" "Word.
by J Roberre November 21, 2010
mugGet the fatal nutmug.

Nut shelled

Rihanna- omg did u see her story on Snapchat

Hannah- yeh bro she’s so nut shelled
Nut shelled/ looking fucked or ugly
by Tehlia April 13, 2019
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nut fuck

Someone who is absolutely insane/mentally ill to the point where their thoughts don't even make sense (see example below). Originated by Secret Band (side project of the band Dance Gavin Dance) from their song "High Five".
I'm going nut fuck, Yeah they know this! Suspended in time I have an extra guy inside... my dick. But you no need, I know'd it, learn this, I got pigeon wings tatooed inside my eyeballs! Dude smoke my fresh haircut! I got sexy nipples, spewing roots, uh yeah! I got butts that turn into trucks! I make money growing extra limbs for aliens... that abducted me! But those space bucks never work in any store... I can never get those minutes back!
by VHabb November 23, 2015
mugGet the nut fuckmug.

Bust a NUT

Bust a NUT means to ejaculate. Typically for men, but more and more women are using the term too. Bust a NUT is also referred to as cumming, cum, orgasm, climax, cream, jizz, emit semen, shoot one's load, drop a load, spurt, squirt, shoot one's wad, get your rocks off, etc.
Dude. I can't wait to get home, watch some porn, and Bust a NUT. I need to drain this nutsack badly.
by HornyPornoAddict October 1, 2023
mugGet the Bust a NUTmug.

nut pouch

A sorry sad sac of a person who is a human being, or lack thereof.
Me: Ryan W is such a nut pouch he sits with his dick in his hand all day long.....except it's a tiny little penis, no bigger than a girls nipple.

My boy: Boy Ryan really is a dickless nut pouch!
by Masterofdisguise37 March 5, 2016
mugGet the nut pouchmug.

nut monkey

An annoying, needy, insisting or clingy person whose sole purpose is to irritate by incessant nipping.
Get off my ballsack you fucking nut monkey!
by crist November 21, 2010
mugGet the nut monkeymug.

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