why do i need you

Because u are amazing u are the one thing that people are still alive today for u r the reason i am who i am today

Why do i need you? because u r everything and everything will change when ur gone

by live as long as u can June 20, 2019

Needs Snakes

If it doesn't have snakes, it needs them. Period.

Most effectively exclaimed during a movie at a packed theatre.

A direct reference to the greatest movie of all time, Snakes on a Plane with Samuel L. Jackson, the meanest and coolest motherfucker in the world.

While watching a movie like Titanic, Gigli, 8 mile, etc:

Viewer 1: This movie is fucking terrible...
Viewer 2: NEEDS SNAKES!!!

by Super Mario Brother September 1, 2006

You Need Help

A phrase often used in an attempt to convince someone to seek out psychiatric care or psychological treatment. An expression of concern for someone with a mental illness that drastically reduces their quality of life.

I'm worried about you.

I've been looking at psychiatrists in our area, and I've found a couple good ones for you to talk to. With what you've been going through, it's clear. You need help, and there's nothing wrong with that. I'm not angry with you, and you're not in trouble.

Please don't blame yourself.
You didn't do anything wrong.
This is not your fault. Okay?

I just can't bear to watch you suffer like this. I feel powerless seeing you pain while not being able to do anything. I don't know how to help you and you don't know how to help yourself.

But that's okay.

I know you want to be strong, but you need to realize you can't do this on your own. There's no shame in that. You need to get some help. I'm not saying this to insult you or to be nasty, but because I care about you. I want you to get better, I wish I could just snap my fingers and make it all go away but life doesn't work like that.

You need help, I need you to realize that.

by Fawning Girl June 15, 2019

needlessly complex

The act of creating complexity where none is in fact required.

The SOX processes were needlessly complex, they had so many turns and twists, they would have made Rube Goldberg smile.

by FPB June 18, 2008

needless sacrifice syndrome

The tendency of action, sci-fi, or fantasy media to needlessly sacrifice main characters for one reason or another.

Charlie from Lost, most characters from Lost, and every tough black sidekick character ever are all examples of needless sacrifice syndrome.

by Superdragonswordninja May 14, 2009

needle nose pliers

pliers that taper to a point, usually used for precision tasks.

needle nose pliers are great for bending paper clips.

by je007 June 25, 2009

NEEWHAM

NEEWHAM is a random word made to throw people off in mid-conversation. It has no real definition, though in some cases can be used as a battle cry meaning, "I'm going to rape every single one of you and rip off your fingers and cram them down your throat. then i'm going to take off your leg and shuv it straight up your ass. I'l nail one of your balls to the ceiling and one to the wall and make you dance on a hot bed of nails while singing 'twinkle, twinkle, little star' as i whip you with your own intestines and make you bleed out of your eyes."

"NEEWHAM!"

by be.conspicuous. August 21, 2009