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Jappa-needs

refers to goods of Japanese quality at 99%-class-friendly price, like those sold at one-coin stores, you can live with.

FYI:

2011 3.11 Tohoku earthquake of M9 and max. 10m high 1000km wide tsunami waves (reached 40.1 m above sea level in Sanriku seashores) seriously affected Hokkaido and Northern half of Honshu (lt. mainland) down to Tokyo area (comparative to the whole England and Wales) which World Bank ranked the worst natural disaster in the human history (next to 1995 Great Hanshin earthquake), not to mention still unrecovered aftermaths of radiation from Fukushima Daiichi Nuke plant explosion.

* Until March 10, 2016, confirmed casualities and missings totaled to 18,455, among over 400 thousands refugees 174,471 are still away from home, tera-tons of radioactive soil heaps remain unsolved, estimated rebuilding cost is rising over ¥10 trillion.
🗾Japanologist:
"Jappa" is Tohoku (lt. northeastern) Ben (Japanese: dialect, use) for "zappa (雑把 lt. roughly grabbed)"
"Jappa jiru", traditional soup/stew of potluck kind in Tohoku, served as rescue rations in the aftermath of 2011 3.11 Tohoku earthquake, became nation-wide popular "B-kyu menu" (B class Quick recipes), bento (original meaning is 'convenience use') item.
So Jappa-needs goods qualifies survival standards for Japanesenpeople.

⭕️Wapanese:
"Japan (lacquered) wares can float over tsunami waves, do not crash or sink like China wares, but 2 expensive in Kansas. Jappa-needs bowls i bought at 100-yen ケ-mart netshop r handy, can zap natto-mucins just leaving em sinkin."
by 💾ReallyTbytes📺 October 30, 2016
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Special Needs

1. A mental disorder (real issue)
2.A great song by Placebo (I just like ot, ok?)
"Remember me, special needs" - PLACEBO.
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neet

When something is turned up or popping ...
Noah : Did you see that game last night?

Steve : Yeah, that shit was neet!
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neeta school

clearly neeta school is the biggest joke on the east coast. 75% of the kids that come out of the school result in being the biggest stoners in south jersey. of the graduating population of a usual 60, 10 take there lives seriously.
"Look that kids smoking pot," "Oh he must be from lakes"
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neeks

basically means heck no or no way, or hell no
Teacher: Hey can you write a 10 page essay.
Student: "NEEKS"
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neeson

Neeson is a cunt usually cheats on girls and doesn't give a fuck about anyone else but himself
Neeson: I love you

Girl 1: I love you to

Neeson: I love you

Girl 2: I love you to -.-
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This pizza needs more aregano.

Deriving from the aregano incident on 3 South, aregano means marajuana in some cases, but most of the time it means "This is lame lets go."
At a boring activity one might say "This pizza needs some more aregano." And another person might respond "Yeah this is gay lets go."
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