He needs some milk

He needs some milk.

Kylee-Luke, why did you lie to me?

Sarah-He needs some milk.

by Jett Featherston April 10, 2016

Neesh

1.Everybody needs a Neesh. A Neesh is the kind of person you're likely to find throwing up in tube stations and scorning people at bus stops. Usually of Sri Lankan descent, Neesh's are renowned for their fishing skills and ability to self groom.

2. Very creative despite their unusually small head size, Neesh's are fans of breasts and and various small nuts...likely to be heard saying "ya get me, no?" and "look at da rack on dat blud".

3. Often delusional and believing to be from Mauritius, Neesh's are sensitive about being called "dark" and will develop intimidating cold sores when referred to as Sri Lankan.

4. Likes to give head to women and masturbate whilst singing hymns

Look at that Sri Lankan girl throwing up on the platform, she's such a Neesh!

someone ate all my poppadoms, that's sooooo Neesh.

Will you hold my beer please, I've got a Neesh.

-what's that noise?
-Oh that's Neesh singing hymns

by music222 January 4, 2010

Nerps

Group of the coolest people ever!

Friend 1: We are such losers!
Friend 2: I wish we were Nerps.

by Nerpest August 19, 2012

Neebs

Abbreviation of inebriated.

To be stupefied or excited by a chemical substance (especially alcohol)

"Let's get neebs tonight"

by Cooky_Monster March 13, 2012

pseudo neep

Holy shit, you haven't heard of PSEUDO NEEP?! It's awful cartoon on youtube. I just love to laugh at it, purely for the lack of quality.

It hardly gets new epsiodes, the creator is such a slacker

Guy 1: Hey have you heard of Pseudo Neep?
Guy 2: yeah, it fuckin sucks doesn't it
Guy 1: I know right

by ACBob April 8, 2019

neep

See: noob
Dutch variation, mostly used in the gaming scene.

Only a neep like you would have such a bad net.

by aardkonijn January 15, 2005

Every stick needs a carrot

A statement demonstrating that some nouns can not subsist without a modifier. A stick simply can not exist without an essence of gum-ness or match-ness or in this case, carrot-ness, whereas a carrot can exist without an essence of stick-ness.

Bobby: I’m going to bomb my exam today.
Sue: What class is it in?
Bobby: What does it matter?
Sue: Well Bobby, every stick needs a carrot.

by Taloosa April 23, 2008