number cruncher

1. an accountant or any one else who works with numerical data

2. a computer that can solve many problems at a fast rate

The number crunchers work harder than the rest of the company.

by Light Joker January 1, 2007

Nubalicious nubcake

Verb;Adv;.. Sucks at everything they do. Speaking level wise, equal to worse than garbage. Sucks at life.

That foo is a nubalicious nubcake.

by Nub_Killa October 12, 2009

numb8er

One who masturbates till they go numb.

The numb8er felt dejected after he couldn't get off, while staring at a poster of Megan Fox for 6 hours.

by KryptonicIOI December 19, 2010

Number 2 Tatoo

The blue-gray mark left perminantly in your outer layer of skin (epidermis) after getting stabbed or stabbing yourself with with a pencil. (commonly a number 2 pencil) It can either contain the lead (actually graphite) still inside or can just be particles that are visible through the skin. There is currently no way to remove it.

Remember when you stabbed me with a pencil last year? I still have a number 2 tatoo.

by fraxinus March 10, 2016

Number one bae

you number one bae you love him loads possibly (peanut)

Hayden landa is my number one bae

by Lol don't care January 13, 2017

number zero

The number before my number one. My person. My dawg. My sidekick. My ride or die. My buddy. The one I tell everything to. A true friend.

Me: Man, I'm missing my buddy. He's my number zero.

by jjbugs October 27, 2018

numberacy

A misspelling of numeracy that also denotes familiarity with numbers.

Some politicians may be not be very literate, but can compensate for this by having great Numberacy.

by Ratbite Jakes May 15, 2019