Hold My Ass 

For instance, if you were playing Call of Duty splitscreen with three other people on Team Deathmatch, and you were going into the enemy team's base, and you wanted cover, you would turn to your teammate and say, "Hold my ass". He would proceed to give you supporting fire.

Jake: "I'm going in through the rear. Hold my ass, and hold it tight."
Callum: "Don't worry; your ass is safely in my hands."

Ben: "I'm gonna go pwn Jake, he's entering from the rear."
Andy: "Look out, Callum's holding his ass!!!!"
Ben: "HOLYFUCKINGSHIT!!!!! *gets pwned*"

Hold My Ass by jakeequalsawesomeness February 11, 2010

wiping my ass

1. Dismissing an action from one's attention
2. To be done, or finished with a situation.

Similar to "I'm washing my hands of the situation"

"Yo Jordan, did you hear about the test grades?! The average was below a 40%."

"Yea, I'm wiping my ass of that one. This class beats calculus though"

wiping my ass by Urban yahtzee May 28, 2018

You're kidding my ass cheeks 

Dying due to some bullshit from the other team or the game itself

*gets hip fired head shot through a wall*
"YOU'RE KIDDING MY ASS CHEEKS*

You're kidding my ass cheeks by Dondo March 18, 2020

Shit on my ass 

An act or action that causes you to feel the way you would at that moment to have shit on your ass.

"Shit on my ass" This job sucks
Oh "Shit on my ass" this is fucking retarded

Shit on my ass by Jim Von Hagen June 9, 2008

Oh my ass 

When someone is getting fucked in their shitty asshole, they may proclaim this state of discomfort.

Rubbercow got some hot anal and said "Oh my ass". Ed masturbated.

Oh my ass by Seifer Almasy June 27, 2003

stick it in my ass 

its when u stick it (your dick) in someones ass

Girl : Stick it in my ass baby
Boy : Okay

stick it in my ass by Kurt Is A nigger June 24, 2017

Kiss my ass and color my world Thursday 

The best day of the week to tell your boss "I quit!!" or walk out on an employer.

"TGIF" for the disgruntled employee.

BOSS: "I'm gonna fire you if you do that again"
EMPL: "It's a kiss my ass and color my world Thursday!! You can shove this job up your ass!!! I quit!!!"

Kiss my ass and color my world Thursday by TammyTime1991 November 5, 2010