muff-lock

The act of two females (preferably lipstick lesbians) engaging in each other's bodies in a sort of a locking fashion by connecting one's mouth to the other's snatch and vice versa.

Dude 1: I was surfing some online porn the other day and came across a mean muff-lock.

Dude 2: Nice! Were they hot?

Dude 1: Of course, any chic playing in the box is hot!

by Beauhemian November 6, 2008

Muff Rocket

An awesome word i made up today for a womans clitoris

Johns very presence made Cindy's muff rocket start to take off

by Galen Knode January 16, 2009

muff cuff

1. Noun, a person, usually a fat ugly girl (mostly virgins) or camp homosexual twinks (mostly sluts), who would employ physical and mental tactics to prevent a guy from getting lucky with their "friends". Deep down they are either closet minge munchers who wants the girl or a homosexual guy who wants to "turn" the guy.
Muff cuffs truly believe what they do are justifiable and would not express a drop of remorse.
Clinical studies showed that this population have a 0.1% chance of getting a life of their own. There is a national (toll free) helpline....0800-muff-cuff-911...

2. Verb - An altruistic act of preventing a female object being approached by an unsuitable male (or female) suitor, and to exclude the possibility of the female objects getting sexual pleasure from the interested parties, apart from themselves.
The act of muff cuff ranges from psychological mind games, verbal threats to physical assaults to both parties. Sadly, there is no criminal law against the act of muff cuff so far.

1. (Noun) Sassy said "Last night, I met a really cute guy at the club but I got "muff cuffed" by Hugo, I know he just wanted to protect me"
Lulu replied "Don't be so naive, Hugo wanted the guy for himself! You could see pre-cum on his pants when he was chatting to him!"

2. (Verb) Brian sighed "Erica is a Class A "muff cuff", there is no way I can get lucky with Stephanie"
Hugo replied "Yeah, I know. I bet it's because Erica secretly wants to eat Steph's minge"

by Ming Fu January 27, 2008

muff punting

literally, to punt a muff.

the female version of a kick in the balls. When you boot a chick in the gooch, punt her in the vagina, and so on..

"She dumped me, so me and the guys went over to the sorrority house to do a little muff punting."

by markus2 kaufmannnnnn December 24, 2005

muff munching

The art of applying cunnilingus to a particularly hairy minge.

I was having a rather expensive meal with my family, when suddenly my little sister spied a couple of tramps munching the muff of a dead woman.

by egnaro May 23, 2005

muff cabbage

A term used by people from the Jersey Shore in South Park. A derogatory term, meaning someone who has a dirty, overfucked vagina.

Pauly: Yo that bitch is such a muff cabbage!
Ted: What's a muff cabbage?
Pauly: You wouldn't understand; it's a jersey thing.

by (not)PeepingTom October 16, 2010

muff pumper

a male who engages in vaginal sex with a female.

Whats a muff pumper?

A muff's a pussy, and I pump them!

by ThaRealRickJames July 25, 2008