Monstarz

A very strange clothing most commonly bags which are covered in cartoon animals which have been given the appearance of monsters, this can also be used to describe someone who is deformed or ugly.

e.g. Did you see that girl at the pary last night, she was such a MONSTAR./ or for ore then one did you see those two MONSTARZ in the cinemas.

by Cherry123 September 22, 2007

mosteristly

to have more of something than someone else

i love you mosteristly.

by spoiled51792 December 9, 2008

MonStar Weapon

A person who is a fan of Lady Gaga, Jeffree Star, and Semi Precious Weapons. <3

I am a MonStar Weapon, and if Jeffree Star, Lady Gaga, and Semi Precious Weapons were all in one room with me, I think I would die of sheer excitement.

by JustMyCrazySelf November 16, 2010

mortar hot

u r drop dead sexy n will cause instant death

damn look at the mortar hot girl. you need to call 911.

by chico78225 January 15, 2011

Mortar in the chamber

The impending need to make #2

I'll come over, but I have a mortar in the chamber so I need to take care of that first.

by ASilentJ February 1, 2012

Mostawistermernamist

More than most

Girl: I love you
Boy: I love you more
Girl: I love you most
Boy: I love you mostawistermernamist

by I'm a Dino! :D July 25, 2012

mastardate

A retarded person masturbating; tard-jack

My downs syndrome brother mastardates constantly. He does it so much that his penis looks like raw hamburger

by E-Z Steve January 29, 2015