Someone who adds a large portion of milk to their coffee, thus the drink being either 50% or more milk and the other portion being coffee.
example:50%(or more) Milk - 50%(or less) coffee = Moffee
example:50%(or more) Milk - 50%(or less) coffee = Moffee
by KHInk May 30, 2008
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"yo look at that guy...shat-twice jerk!stupid son of a chicken..."
"yo look at that guy...shat-twice jerk!stupid son of a chicken..."
A: roosters do have genitals!
B: actually they don't. . . . nature made him his bitch. . . . he only has a cloark or something. . . anyway the same as a chicken. . .
A:i know...they are cloark animals...chickens do give birth the same hole they shittin out...
B:but you forgot to mention that first the rooster jerks his seed out of the same hole he shits. . . . so theoretically a new born chicken just gets shat twice. . . .
A:good point there...just biologically and scientificly talkin...
B:I'm workin on a new song with ma boy Phil C. . . . "Oooooooooh shat twice - SHAT TWIIII-HII-IIICE - 'cause it's a nother day for you and me to make some shyte"
A:she walks down to man on the streets, sir can you help me...she got blisters all over her cloark...she be shittin birth to a baby...oooohooh shat twice...cuz it's another day for you and me in paradiiiiiise...oooohoho shat twice...cuz it's another day for you, for you and me in being vaginally birthed-paradise...
B:love the ending
A:i do...we should do some music together along with philly c hustlin on the drums...
B:on the drums. . . .where he belongs. . . . twice-shat mofoe. . .
B: actually they don't. . . . nature made him his bitch. . . . he only has a cloark or something. . . anyway the same as a chicken. . .
A:i know...they are cloark animals...chickens do give birth the same hole they shittin out...
B:but you forgot to mention that first the rooster jerks his seed out of the same hole he shits. . . . so theoretically a new born chicken just gets shat twice. . . .
A:good point there...just biologically and scientificly talkin...
B:I'm workin on a new song with ma boy Phil C. . . . "Oooooooooh shat twice - SHAT TWIIII-HII-IIICE - 'cause it's a nother day for you and me to make some shyte"
A:she walks down to man on the streets, sir can you help me...she got blisters all over her cloark...she be shittin birth to a baby...oooohooh shat twice...cuz it's another day for you and me in paradiiiiiise...oooohoho shat twice...cuz it's another day for you, for you and me in being vaginally birthed-paradise...
B:love the ending
A:i do...we should do some music together along with philly c hustlin on the drums...
B:on the drums. . . .where he belongs. . . . twice-shat mofoe. . .
by Dr. Shat February 4, 2009
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<phyrearms> moof that was fun
by warpedminds January 19, 2003
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Get the moofo mug.From the Persian word "moffchor" (freeloader). Hence to moff, means to freeload. Items acquired from moffing are termed moffage.
I moffed 20 plastic forks from the student cafeteria.
I moffed a free dinner at a party I wasn't even invited to.
I moffed a free dinner at a party I wasn't even invited to.
by anon February 8, 2005
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Rhian:u actuall mooey...what a batty LOL!
Rachel:shap yeah. i am well cool boi
Rhian well gang(*) for shizzle.
Rhian:u actuall mooey...what a batty LOL!
Rachel:shap yeah. i am well cool boi
Rhian well gang(*) for shizzle.
by RR FTW April 16, 2008
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