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rock mustache

A cult symbol for coolness and the ability to chill at the highest level. This sign is made by putting your right hand in the rock position and bringing your index finger to where a mustache would be then proceeding to tap your chin with your small finger numerous times. When both hands are used next to eachother it is called "Too much rock for one mustache". When the small finger of the right hand is touching the index finger of the left hand then the symbol is called " Too much mustache for one rock"

Both of which are things you actually have to say or prepare to be destroyed by mighty zoltron.
(Double Rock Mustache) "Too much rock for one Mustache!!!"
by Angrycrow July 28, 2008
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Nipple mustache delight

when a man with giant nipples and a woman with a mustache fuck in such a fashion that the man's nipples open up into giant vaginas and the woman has giant dicks instead of nipples, and they fuck while she gently massages her mustache.
"Yeah i was at curtis' house the other night and he tried to make me watch a movie that he and his girl friend made. it was called Nipple mustache delight. that sick fuck."
by Belkis deyanira November 6, 2007
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weiner mustache

When a male depresses the bottom of the head of the penis on the space on ones face between the nose and the upper lip leaving a mark in the shape of a mustache.
When she finishes giving me head I am gonna give that ho a weiner mustache.
by Bryan Silver November 20, 2007
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Death By Mustache

Hey, have you heard of that sick band Death By Mustache?

Yeah! Death By Mustache fucking RULES!
by AOnly September 29, 2009
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dick mustache

A fraternity prank similar to a teabag where you lay your penis across the upper lip of an unconscious person, often documented with a photograph
Some freshman got all loaded and passed out by ten, so we gave him a dick mustache.
by Mark VZ April 23, 2006
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mustache movie

A euphemism for porn.
Related to the term "pornstache" in that pornos are sterotyped as having a lot of mustachioed men
Fred: Have you ever seen midnight cowboy?
Hank: No, I haven't. What is that, one of your mustache movies?
Fred: No, dude! It won the academy award for best picture in 1969!
Hank: Oh great! Now their awarding best picture to pornos!?
by sbp2011 August 16, 2012
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mustache deep

Mustache Deep is when you get so deep in there you tickle your soon to be baby.

Ted: Hey Brad what you do last night?

Brad: I was with Tiff and man i was mustache deep in her!
Ted: Hey Brad what you do last night?

Brad: I was with Tiff and man i was mustache deep in her!
by lowboy219 June 19, 2014
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