mustache

A woman that a homosexual man marries or dates to disguise the fact that he is in fact a homosexual.

Andy : Hey Matt, did you see that chick Evan was making out with last night?
Matt : Yeah. What's up with that, yo?
Duncan : Mustache.
Andy : Oh.
Matt : On.

by notpip December 28, 2005

Mustache

A creature lurking on men's faces that can only be tamed by razers/shaving cream or mustache combs, and may emerge from noses.

Dude, your mustache is beast!

by Mr. Brader June 27, 2010

Handlebar Mustache

It looks like and ordinary mustache except that once it hits the edge of the lip it goes straight down to the chin, though length may vary it does not connect once below the chin.

"This handlebar mustache is the best for giving Mustache Rides."

by YEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH September 6, 2012

australian mustache

Finely trimmed pubic hair on a man or a woman.

Your mother's skirt was so short I could see her australian mustache.

by Capt. Morgan March 11, 2007

got cum mustache?

when a girl is finishing sucking on the johnson...the man pulls out and sprays a fine line of semen all over the mouth of the women in the style of the got milk commercials.

u got a nice got cum mustache? there.

by beverly sex June 11, 2006

Mustached

Adj; The act of being screwed over by your boss who has a ridiculous mustache.

"Chad just called me at 9:30pm and told me I have to go into work tomorrow morning on my day off."

"You just got mustached"

"Screw Chad and his mustache!"

by someangryguy November 9, 2011

A Schneider Mustache

A thin stream of semen shot across a woman's upper lip, resembling the pencil-thin mustache worn by superintendent/handyman Schneider on the TV show "One Day At A Time".

"My girlfriend was going down on me and turned her head at the last minute, and I gave her a Schneider Mustache."

by p.smitty March 23, 2010