Visiting the Little Mermaid

When a gentleman performs oral stimulation on a young lady.

"Damn, I have a hair stuck in my teeth!"
"Why?"
"I was visiting the Little Mermaid last night."

by Manx Drunkard December 5, 2013

The Double Dirty Mermaid

A sex act. When you put a live fish up a girls ass and the guys ass until only the tail fin shows. Then you fuck.

My brother and his girlfriend took my betas and committed the double dirty mermaid.

by Mochathiccthot August 17, 2018

The Screaming Mermaid

When you are banging your girl in the shower, and right before she orgasms, you hit her in the head with a can of tuna. Preferably the four-pack. “You wanted to know what a #ScreamingMermaid was right??!!

My girl begged me to tell her what “The Screaming Mermaid” was, so I banged her in the shower, and before she came, I hit her in the head with a can of tuna. She was so bewildered, she didn’t even ask me why Tuna was in the shower in the first place.

by Nadasurfer October 23, 2019

my girlfriend's a mermaid

a literal meme

"oh em gee my girlfriend's a mermaid!! that's right!! she can't swim tho.

by verycoolcockroach February 22, 2021

Mercy Fuck

The sex you give your partner when they are looking & feeling pathetic.

He had had such a bad week and I was really tired but I gave him a mercy fuck to cheer him up.

by Rakky4 February 4, 2010

mermaid

a slut who is very good at swimming or a very hot and busty girl on the swim team

Damn, Sarah from the swim team is a mermaid

by kite1308 October 26, 2009

Merm

A very attractive female . Short for mermaid

Me: you that lil Merm

Her:what’s that

Me: you that lil mermaid because ain’t nothing else like you

by Haitib0y June 15, 2018