Meatball

Why the fuck are you looking up meatball on Urban Dictionary you sad sack of shit.
You could of gone to college.
Why.

Dude 1: I just looked up meatball on Urban Dictionary!
Dude 2: This is why you’ll never get laid dude.

by Mother fuckin Hank Hill March 25, 2019

meatball Sub

delicious sandwich

imma chow down on that meatball sub!

by ni-ni_dagod November 9, 2019

Muddy Meatball

When you insert your nuts into a woman's ass that is partial to anal, making in insertion easier.

"So, what'd you guys all do last night?"
"well, to be honest, she let me give her a Muddy Meatball."

by nickriener January 21, 2009

sloppy meatball

When a guy dips one testicle into a woman's vagina after cumming inside of her.

Yo, bro. I gave that bitch a sloppy meatball last night.

by xShotOfClarityx July 8, 2016

spaghetti and meatballs

The act of releasing a bowel movement in a vagina of a person menstruating

Broooo did you hear they had spaghetti and meatballs last night?

by thicc boi October 27, 2019

Turkish Meatball

Have the willing female have a large fiber enriched meal, prior to performing this act. When the willing female is ready to shit, perform anal sex and drop a load inside. The woman will then shit on a warm surface and the jizz and shit will mix together. Mold into meatballs and enjoy.

The spaghetti was lacking toppings so she added some turkish meatballs.

by Chip Henderson November 23, 2009

Meatball

Little crusty bits of toilet paper clinging to ones butt-hair.

Dave: "Dude, I just had to comb a shitload of meatballs out of my ass hair.
Jack: "Dammit Dave, talking to you is like jumping in a barrel of broken glass, walking through the salt deserts of africa, rolling in a pile of razor blades, then bathing in lemon juice. Except much less fun."

by anonymous-ish May 6, 2006