gay marriage

Two members of the same sex marrying each other. All you straight men out there should be supporting this because it leaves more girls out there for us.

Jack: Hey Katie, do you have a boyfriend?
Katie: Not anymore, my boyfriend left me and had gay marriage instead.
Jack: I'm sorry, so do you want to go out to dinner tonight?
Katie: Sure!

by Zach_Zach February 7, 2009

Marriage

The sacred uniting of a couple witnessed before God, not always everlasting, but with the intent to be. Though men say its the 'beginning of the end,' we all know they secretly want it too, if not why ask? - usually the best day of a woman's' life and will forever be remembered.

'My life is so wonderful right now everything is perfect!'

'They must have had a marriage'

by tankerbelle October 2, 2012

gay marriage

When two people of the same gender get married. Has been legal in most European countries for many years now. If it were legalized in the United States, whether you agree with it or not, it would put a lot of money into the economy. Many people would move into bigger houses or apartments, buy different/newer/bigger cars, and so on. At one time it was illegal for blacks and whites to marry in many places in the United States. Straight couples have already set an excellent example of marriage in the US, with two-thirds of marriages here ending in divorce. 'Sanctity'?

We must protect the sanctity of Britney Spears' 48-hour marriage and Mario "A.C. Slater" Lopez's two-week marriage and Nicky Hilton's 84-day marriage.

The Sanctity of Straight Marriage Math:

3 Rush Limbaugh
3 Jennifer Lopez
+2 Ronald Reagan
__________________
8 Elizabeth Taylor

by Ryan Thompson February 13, 2005

sex marriage

marriage for the sake of sex only. There is no room for maintaining love and continuing one's generation. One who indulges in such a type of marriage often jilts one's partner after one has derived sexual satisfaction and begins looking for another partner.

Sex marriage is obnoxious, isn't it?

by uttam maharjan June 2, 2011

marming

A unique blend of mad (bonkers loopy mad not anger mad) and charming. Somebody who is perfectly charming to be around yet at any moment can explode into madness.

Girl A: "I just had the most wonderful converstaion with that guy over there until he start tweaking his nipples and whistling the A-team theme tune and insisting his name was Zippy. Quite bizarre..."
Girl B: "Yeah he's marming alright"

by Chris and Emma March 13, 2007

marping

The sound a cat makes when it wants something or everything.

I knew it was dinnertime because I could hear the cat marping for food.

by pseudobree September 16, 2010

Marriage Equality Day

The day the United States legalized LGBT marriage. The date it was leagalized was 06-26-15.

Happy Marriage Equality Day!

by 07dgs15 July 19, 2015