Mario-verse

The universe which Mario created in his image. Perfect in all ways, being superior in every manner regarding our own universe.

Matt: Yeah so i went to the Mario-verse the other day.

T.J.: That's rad man.

T.J.: Yeah so i made sexy-time in the Mario-verse the other day with Peach.

Brad: That's totally rad man.

by UR MR GAY December 1, 2009

The Super Mario

Entering the female you do the sound of going down a Warp Tunnel. During the act you play the underground music and shortly before finish off you speed it up to double-time. Depending on climax or premature ejaculation you can play the finishing and death tune, respectively.

bloke.nr1: I gave my girlfriend the super mario
bloke.nr2: Huh?
bloke.nr1: You know like… DUHDUH, DuhDuh, duhduh

by KingNosehair December 1, 2011

Mario

An Italian plumber who was created by the Japanese, who looks Mexican, can jump like he is black, runs like a Nigerian, and collects coins like a Jew.

Mario is the greatest

by Char94oh January 23, 2017

Sticky Mario

Right before a man has sexual intercourse he shaves his pubes and keeps the clippings. He climaxes on his partners upper lip and sticks the clippings to his ejaculatory fluids producing a Mario style mustache.

I grew a huge bush to give my bitch a Sticky Mario.

by Chance Boulder March 4, 2017

Super Mario Odyssey

Super Mario Odyssey is a videogame for the Nintendo Switch, released on October 27th, 2017. It is part of the Mario franchise. In this game, Mario must stop the evil Bowser from forcibly marrying Princess Peach. With the help of his new friend Cappy, this game will take Mario on a globetrotting adventure all over the world, from Tostarena in the Sand Kingdom to New Donk City in the Metro Kingdom. There are also lots of different outfits you can get throughout the game, from a Football Outfit to a Clown Suit. You can capture lots of enemies and objects in this game, anything from a cactus to a FREAKIN' T-REX!

Super Mario Odyssey is, in my opinion, the best game on the Switch! Go buy it! You definitely WILL NOT regret it!

"I wanna play Super Mario Odyssey!" -Everyone

by TheRDJ64 June 2, 2018

Mario Krat

Mario Krat is basically Beerio Kart, but with 24 beers instead. The rules are the same: Play Mario Kart with 2-4 (or more) people. Everybody has to drink 24 beers before finishing the race. But don't drink and drive, kids. Hands off the controller when drinking.

Yo Dirk, up for some Beerio Kart?
Miss me with that sober shit, I wanna get hammered playing Mario Krat

by Mikebrary May 8, 2019

Mario

A suave Hispanic man who you should beware of when at your local Dairy Queen. Mario has been known for stealing yo bitch in exchange for a cheesequake blizzard. It should also be noted that it is best not to be found alone in the liquor room when wearing yoga pants when Mario is working... tú sabes ;) You will know when Mario is around by the excessive yelling of "OOOOHCHALA MAMA" followed by loud barking and sexual innuendos. Please don't call HR on Mario... he means well.

That chico Mario is suave AF... I sure wish I had a liquor room.

by La Meche April 24, 2019