Magic Card

A credit card stolen from parents.

"Hey Mick, are you ready to go? I got a magic card!"

by Tyme February 19, 2013

Magic Bread

Cheese and Bacon Rolls with the power to cause mass excitement and euphoria

"Magic bread, magic bread.
Everyone love magic bread!"

by SpicyCat February 11, 2015

magiconda

A magiconda is a penis so big It represent an anaconda and the "magi" comes from the guy being extremely good in the bedroom

girl1: have you heard about that guy?
girl2: no why?
girl1: he has a magiconda

by tomprince November 22, 2014

Magical Lady Bits

A pussy so unbelievably fantastic that it defies all reason and logic. There are very few like it. A woman’s hotness plays no role in its power.

She had magical lady bits, which literally sucked the cum out of me in 10 seconds.

by JayStiel July 6, 2018

Magic: The Gathering

The actual best card game ever created in the known universe. It is a strategy and math game based in various settings, called planes. To win a match of magic you must amass an army of creatures to overrun your opponent, or use other methods like spells. Also everyone who plays will never do drugs because they have no money, except for special cases.

"Bro, Did you see that Magic: The Gathering tournament last night!? It was epic!" "Totally, that burn deck that won was AMAZING!"

by SpikeFurious May 16, 2019

Magicians Red

A flaming birdo.

Avdol: Jotaro! I'm getting you out of this jail cell by using my stand, magicians red

by lol boomer October 26, 2020

project magicment

Inventing work for yourself to do when you have none to maintain the appearance of being a valuable asset to your company.

Dude 1: "What are you working on?"
Dude 2: "Nothin', bored--so I'm re-writing classes in the data tier."
Dude 1: "Lol...Project magicment at its finest."

by SLeepdepD June 24, 2008