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Mango Loco 

The sweetest,juiciest,bubbliest nectar to ever exist. It is superior to all the other Monster Energy flavours. Not only does it have the best can design but the flavour is immaculate. Apparently, the pure taste of it can make you ascend to Heaven.
“What Monster flavour did you get me?”
“Oh, just Mango Loco.”
“Please bare my children.”
Mango Loco by YourStonerUncle November 23, 2022

Mango Buttock Cream 

So, Mango Buttock Cream is a dubious cream sold on AliExpress that claims to increase the size of your pancake, flat ass.
WTF is that nasty ass smell. Oh, that’s P’s Mango Buttock Cream. You know how desperate she is for some curves.

Mango.exe 

I wish, likes men and stuff you need to use correct gramer around him or else dead and he/she/they/xe/it/gay furry is mango............................................................................
Mango.exe just stole my mother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mango.exe by SCP theory May 25, 2023

mango worm 

its very nice worm that lives in people or animals
-Absol has mango worms in brain
-i know thats why its so empty
mango worm by mango worm June 4, 2023

Mango Bitch Slap 

Not as good a drink as "coconut what did you just say to me?" But passible. It gets the job done. I'ma beat your ass with it.
What you want me to put it in a sentence? Fuck you! I'm a just keep drinking mango bitch slap

mango sex 

When a man inserts his penis into a mango, thrusts inside of it, and eventually ejaculates.

Or alternatively, if you're dealing with a male mango, the mango will insert it's gigantic throbbing member into a woman's "bagina" (or a man's, it's 2023 people, come on.)
John: hello my brotha
Kurt: I love mango
John: nice

Kurt: no not like that, I want to have mango sex
mango sex by MongusMongus July 30, 2023