mallocated

poorly situated; in a bad location

This hotel is seriously mallocated, its not near any tourist attractions!

by hannamaphone June 27, 2005

malmorphan

literally it means "bad shape", but it refers to someone who is ugly, fat, or both

That guy is a total malmorphan compared to Jude Law.

by Rachel Treat March 29, 2007

mallover

The head pounding, nasuea inducing feeling after battling crowds at the local mall.
Syn. mallgraine

"Boss, I won't be intoday. Had to finish my holiday shopping last night and I've a wicked mallover this morning."

by John McCauley January 9, 2008

Mallone

When you cum on in an asian mans ass.

You man me an my nigga Mallone last night bitch!

by Fundi February 3, 2008

Mallow Bomb

A type of drink similar to a Jägerbomb or a Carbomb. Rounds of which are usually done at a bonfire or other event where s'mores and kegs of beer are being consumed.

Instructions:

• Roast a marshmallow to the desired consistency
• Cheers or toast with the other participants
• Drop the marshmallow into your cup of beer
• Chug the beer
• Eat the marshmallow.

We were doing mallow bombs all night long. It was a fucking great bonfire.

by fred_oakley September 13, 2010

Mallios

Very screechy and very bossy, who's face can turn more red than a watermelon. She is always screaming at people and can never have people on her side. 99.9 percent of people ignore mallios and do the exact oppisite of what she wants. So basically a mallios has no friends, and is considered one of the most annoying person on earth.

Mallios: GO SIT DOWN
Girl: NO! I WILL STAND UP!!

by Strange Chik March 3, 2011

Mallpox

like smallpox, but without the disgusting pimples and rash. All you want to do is shop and then other people then decide what they have is crappy compared to all of your new stuff you got when you were infected with mallpox. so then they, too become infected with mallpox and go out and buy stupid stuff they they will never use just to try to compare to everyone else in the world.

chick 1- OMG like, look at that purse she got!!!! :D howw cutttttttttttteeeeeeeeee
chick 2- like omg yaaa i gotta go shoppppingggggg.
chick 1- like seriously, OMFG lets goooooo i have some seeeerious mallpox right nowwwwww..
chick 2- yeahhhh meee toooooooooo. :DDDDDDDDDDD

by rahraharah June 9, 2011