The mall that died with honor, by not changing, reiventing itself, or keeping up with the rest no matter who threatened it with closure. It died as Eastland, no matter what negative attention came its way late in its life. It was the grand mall for the working people and not just the wealthy.
by The Original Agahnim May 26, 2021
Get the Eastland Mallmug. by anon4ever October 6, 2022
Get the Galleria mallmug. "I needed a new coffee maker, but Target was sold out of the Cuisinart, so I had no choice but to go to Sears and pay the Mall Tax."
by RexDriver March 19, 2014
Get the mall taxmug. Officially known as the Palisades Center, the Palisades Mall is the greatest thing that ever existed in the eyes of New Jersey residents. Located in West Nyack, New York, and opened in 1998, the mall consists of four floors and an underground parking garage. They've got Macy's, Lord & Taylor, and Target. The food court offers Popeyes Chicken (which is basically drugs for Generation Z) and ChinaMax and Burger King and Wendy's (DON'T ORDER FROM THEM) and holy shit a Chick-fil-A (another Generation Z class drug) is coming. There's also a Dave & Buster's where you can legally gamble, drink, cheat, and steal tickets in order to win an overpriced Wii U.
Formerly home to Jeepers!, a Suck E Cheese's that had some amusement park rides, arcade games like DDR, and prizes including a Hamtaro plush. Yes, they had them.
The mall originally looked like a warehouse but then they tried to rival Garden State Plaza so RIP.
Formerly home to Jeepers!, a Suck E Cheese's that had some amusement park rides, arcade games like DDR, and prizes including a Hamtaro plush. Yes, they had them.
The mall originally looked like a warehouse but then they tried to rival Garden State Plaza so RIP.
by Mamitomoe March 25, 2017
Get the Palisades Mallmug. A dying mall in Temple Texas. Two of the four anchor locations are dead. The food court has three locations open and decidedly non mall type businesses such as a tatto and piercing parlor and nail saloon have occupied space.
The decline of the Temple Mall signifies the death of Generation X.
The Temple Mall Security guards all seem depressed.
The Temple Mall Security guards all seem depressed.
by Pepper Hudson August 5, 2018
Get the Temple Mallmug. The mall that hasn't had a successful redevelopment because in reality nothing would replace it. It should have been left alone instead of demolished, but unless they build another Eastland, people know that something will always be missing, and that they fucked up by taking it from them. It's like a neighborhood that no longer exists, it's gone forever now.
by The Original Agahnim May 26, 2021
Get the Eastland Mallmug. A shitty shopping centre in Hamilton where dirty Maoris pick butts and ask for change and also where little annoying fucking kids known as the "H-town wheelie boys " pop wheelies on their stolen push bikes and step out elderly.
"Hone bro let's go Nawton mall"
"Nah fuck that co its swarmed with hori bums and fuckwits poppin wheelies"
"Nah fuck that co its swarmed with hori bums and fuckwits poppin wheelies"
by WhiteBoyInNawton May 25, 2018
Get the Nawton Mallmug.