muppetslayer

muppetslayer, much like a vampire slayer. a special individual who spends their time hunting muppets.

kermit, " watch out here comes the muppetslayer."

by barbidahl August 21, 2010

nefarious muppet

An evil muppet possessed by the spirit of the devil that goes on a rampage attempting to kill all good muppets and their creator, GOD.

"Stop trying to kill me you nefarious muppet!"

by Archibald Wednesday January 1, 2005

fudge-muppet

when you shit your pants so bad it goes up the back of your shirt

i think i just fudge-muppet

by BIG mac muppet March 14, 2019

Shake'm Up

Alcoholic beverage made from, one part grapefruit juice, and one part Thunder Bird wine.

Joe said he had a bottle of T-Bird. Lets get some grapefruit juice at the store. We'll go to his place and Shake'm Up.

by Pvt Mike S. September 12, 2005

muppeteer

A person profficient in the art of being a complete muppet. - see muppet

I am/You are the muppeteer.

by rtm December 28, 2005

muppetism

muppetism is the practice of being baldwin, a child who looks and acts like a muppet and shits out puppeteers, whilst saying meah

the 2006 roping platoon suffers from muppetism

by rickyb2006 May 16, 2006

muppet man

An annoying roommate who has at least two of the following qualities: obsesses over the price is right and the muppets, listens to mainly 8-bit music/musical soundtracks/muppet songs, listens to loud music while watching tv or playing a game with loud music, listens and sings to music early in the morning or late at night when people are sleeping, acts very immature when upset (hides under blankets and talks to no one), has no respect for person he is rooming with and anyone living close by. No one likes a muppet man, even his friends secretly hate him. If your roommate has two or more of these qualities you should get a new roommate asap.

Ken: Dude my college roommate sucks. All he does is sit in the room and watch/sing along to the muppets at 8 am!

Meg: Sounds like your roommate is a muppet man...you should switch roommates so you can enjoy college!

by Zharky April 7, 2010